What's The New Mary Jane

She looks as an African queen
She eating twelve chapattis and cream
She tastes as Mongolian lamb
She coming from out of Bahrain

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

She like to be married with Yeti
He grooving such cooky spaghetti
She jumping as Mexican bean
To make that her body more thin

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

She catch Patagonian pancakes
With that one and gin party makes
She having all the ways good contacts
She making with Apple an contract

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

All together now

What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
...

She looks as an African queen
She tastes as Mongolian lamb

What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

Altogether now

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame
What a shame
What a shame

{That's it
Before we get taken away}

"What's the New Mary Jane" is a song written by John Lennon (but credited to Lennon-McCartney) and performed by the Beatles. It was recorded in 1968 for the album The Beatles ("The White Album"), but was not used.